Dan - Joanna
Joanna - Dan
[21:32:26] Dan says:
hey sexy ;)
[21:32:45] Joanna says:
Oh boo
[21:32:46] Joanna says:
:)
[21:33:04] Dan says:
you want some middle eastern sausage? ;)
[21:33:55] Joanna says:
in my vagoo?
[21:34:01] Dan says:
yeah ;)
[21:34:09] Joanna says:
YESSSSSSSSS
[21:34:18] Joanna says:
Meow :P
[21:34:23] Dan says:
Meow?
[21:34:45] Joanna says:
bend me over and shoot!
[21:34:51] Dan says:
CHOCOLATE GOO
[21:35:00] Joanna says:
IN YOUR ASSHOLE
[21:35:04] Dan says:
LET ME LIE
[21:35:09] Joanna says:
let me tell the truth
[21:35:13] Joanna says:
now who are you?
[21:35:19] Dan says:
I don't know
[21:35:24] Dan says:
LET'S BREAK IN TWO!
[21:35:34] Dan says:
Now, shake yo' ass, c'mon Beastman!
[21:35:43] Dan says:
Shake your furry fur off!
[21:35:46] Joanna says:
i can't it's made of fur!
[21:35:53] Dan says:
Bitch, well then whack me off!
[21:36:02] Dan says:
Grab your hairy palms
[21:36:04] Joanna says:
hairy, hairy indeed.
[21:36:09] Joanna says:
they're hairy as fuck
[21:36:10] Dan says:
Rake some leaves!
[21:36:18] Joanna says:
Aahhh whatever you need
Tuesday, 24 March 2009
Thursday, 5 March 2009
Video Games (yes, I'm boring now).
So, lately I've been playing a lot of games. Video games, computer games, board games, you name it, I probably haven't played it, because this month, I've been playing OLD SKOOL GAMES. This is mainly because I'm sick of the high definition graphics available and complete lack of ANYTHING GOOD, e.g. storyline, game narrative, structure, la la la.
First, I explored the terrifying depths of my brothers drug den bedroom and discovered a few gems. The first of such gems was Red Alert; a brilliant low-graphic, very pixelated RTS where you control an army consisting of whatever it is you choose to create. Being a long-term Soviet fan, I of course picked the Russians as my side. With the aide of Tesla Coils, Tanya, and the A-Bomb, I managed to win my first game against the English in six years. It was a wonderful day. Dan popped over for a short while to watch and eventually join in and I've managed to convert him to the side of the attack hounds. You see, they're awesome. He didn't believe me at first, claiming "what could a useless puppy possibly do to help you in war?" until I sent a single dog into an oncoming group of infantry. The results were incredible, and Dan was very impressed. From that moment on, he has not doubted my belief in the aide of animals in warfare.
So, I eventually tired of Red Alert and rummaged once more in my brother's game cabinet. Here, I came across a not-so-dusty copy of Age of Empires, which I hastily installed and played endlessly for about two weeks. Robert came to visit, and my addiction had not yet lessened and so we decided to LAN it up instead. Super duper.
Fable was next, after Dan incessantly told me he had never seen the brothel in Darkwood. Unfortunately for him, I am completely sick of Fable, having completed it in competition with my brother ('who can finish it in under a day the quickest?') one too many times. So he still hasn't got to see those kinky courtesans. Poor Dan.
Next out, was Where in Time is Carmen Sandiego? A historical educational game that I still absolutely adore, but Dan, unfortunately, doesn't share the love (probably because it's actually beneficial to your education). Big shame, because it's awesome.
Nexxxxxxxt was the attempt at Zoombinis: Logical Adventure which Kirsty picked up in Fopp for a singular puund. We haven't managed to play this yet, because no one's operating system is old enough and because it too, is educational, no one wants to create an emulator for it. HOWEVER Dan's wonderful Mac with Dan's wonderful money and therefore Dan's wonderful VMWare (Windows simulator software) we can change the operating system at will! So we just need to try that out.
So while we were waiting, I got bored and tried to play Myst - a fantastic puzzle game where you're trapped on an island you read about in a book and you have to choose which son is evil and look in their bedrooms (one has a torture chamber) and which is good and collect the pages for their book for each so you can free them from their prison. Breathe. Unfortunatelyyyyyy this didn't work either, as my computer is nice and new and good at stuff and Myst is old and annoying. So I managed to download a new new new version for my Mac (in 3D :D) and get that working. But it won't save. I don't understand, I think I need help and I'm so annoyed but it is such a creepy and amazing game. I think I might just buy the damn thing.
NEXT UP was Roller Coaster Tycoon; a game from my very, very, very early childhood and with it many fond memories, such as the infamous 'Misty Mountain' roller coaster which had perfect ratings until it crashed and killed 30 people. That was unfortunate. So, anyway, I got it back (the game, not Misty Mountain, no matter how hard I try to recreate it, it is gone forever) and have been playing obsessively for about a week until I started failing levels and not reaching objectives and killing guests for fun. Especially angry guests who decrease my park rating (by drowning customers who are unhappy, this does actually bring your park rating up, however, I doubt Alton Towers' methods are quite so unorthodox). I eventually got annoyed at the lack of upgrades and 'no entry' signs and music available of your roller coaster that I decided to also download Loopy Landscapes and with it, Added Attractions, and with that, 'no entry' signs and music for your roller coasters. YEAH.
So, that's installing right about now, and so ends my blog about games. I must now cook pasta with my brother.
Wait, no it doesn't - Donkey Konga and Dungeons and Dragons coming soon!
Like... now!
So Dan's given me his GameCube and while Robert and Kirsty were here, we decided to play a game we'd all be equally good at - Donkey Conga. As none of us had had any previous experience on said game, true talent quickly shone through - mine. I've since become addicted and after Dan also gave me the Konga drums, I've learnt to love the controller method more than the bloody bongos. Useless things, which hurt my hands. Dan's good at them though, and discovered that if you scream, it has the same effect as clapping, which was fun for a while.
In further Joanna's gaming news, we played A LOT of Dungeons and Dragons. We've managed to create a few ongoing jokes and story lines too, which has been amusing to integrate in newer games with different people who don't get the joke, or who haven't met the character before. One of these characters is the Angry Farmer. He appeared in our first game, and has been a run-on terrorist since. Basically, he was situated in a farm (surprise, surprise) on a map with a river running through it. The farm was situated directly south from the river, so when Kirsty attempted to calm the temper of the Angry Farmer (by telling him there whereabouts of his son) she told him directions that were far too vague. She told him his son was north and if he headed in that direction, he should cross him sooner or later. Unfortunately, the bull-headed farmer took her words too literally and fell into the river, which carried him downstream and into a lake, further enraging him. From this moment on, he unfortunately became utterly obsessed with tracking her down and killing her.
Another interesting character was the Man who Smelt Suspiciously of Mushrooms. He lives in a house North of the river and whomever asked him for help or advice was suddenly repelled by his scent, fell into the river and was carried away downstream. Where the farmer was occasionally waiting.
In later games, we introduced celebrities such as Ben Stiller, Tom Cruise and Jade Goody's uterus tumor (obviously, the latter was required to solve a quest in which you must appease a giant salami). If you went into a certain house, a man would accuse you of political incorrectness and kick you onto a bridge. As you came soaring downward you would see two simian beings and be given the option to say one of the following:
1. Hey Monkey, Monkey.
2. Hey Monkey, Ben Stiller.
3. Hey Monkey, Asshole.
The catch here was that if you said any of these, you would enrage Ben Stiller, the simian looking-actor.
1. Hey Monkey, Monkey.
- You've called Ben Stiller a monkey! He is now enraged and wants to fight you!
2. Hey Monkey, Ben Stiller.
- You've got it the wrong way round! You've called the monkey Ben Stiller and Ben Stiller a monkey! He is now enraged and wants to fight you!
3. Hey Monkey, Asshole.
You've called Ben Stiller an asshole! This has clearly enraged him to the point of battle!
So as you can see, there is no way out. Every time you saw the man in the house or crossed the bridge, you would be faced with the same pointless puzzle, which would end in a fight the player would inevitably win, as Ben Stiller throws a weak ass punch. Every time you beat him in battle, you would gain his accompanying monkey, which, due to the lack of abundance of monkeys in this day and age, grew increasingly shit. I.e. to the point where players would be carrying a blind paraplegic monkey, a dead monkey, a monkey skeleton and several bloodied stumps. Of course, there was one way around this conundrum and that was choice 4. Ice Cream Factory. However, at the very end of the game, when the players finally figured this out, they were rewarded with another rotting monkey corpse. Yeahhhh.
As a further game, we decided to use this idea as the main quest, only slightly different. The players started in a forest clearing where they'd find a sobbing Ben Stiller. It turns out all his monkeys were stolen off him by cruel and vicious travelers in a previous game. It became their quest to find them all again. Oh, how wonderfully pointless.
Rik Waller provided much entertainment, as the quest suggested that only a pork scratching made from Rik Waller would fulfill the salami. In order to achieve this almost impossible goal, players had to throw insults, pebbles and rude notes from naked men at him, until his depression triggered rash grew so bad, he turned into a pork scratching. Case solved.
Anyway, enough about that game I love so much, this post has been far too long. I'm just trying to make up for the fact that I haven't written a proper blog in agessssssss due to issues in my head.
G'night, y'all!
First, I explored the terrifying depths of my brothers drug den bedroom and discovered a few gems. The first of such gems was Red Alert; a brilliant low-graphic, very pixelated RTS where you control an army consisting of whatever it is you choose to create. Being a long-term Soviet fan, I of course picked the Russians as my side. With the aide of Tesla Coils, Tanya, and the A-Bomb, I managed to win my first game against the English in six years. It was a wonderful day. Dan popped over for a short while to watch and eventually join in and I've managed to convert him to the side of the attack hounds. You see, they're awesome. He didn't believe me at first, claiming "what could a useless puppy possibly do to help you in war?" until I sent a single dog into an oncoming group of infantry. The results were incredible, and Dan was very impressed. From that moment on, he has not doubted my belief in the aide of animals in warfare.
So, I eventually tired of Red Alert and rummaged once more in my brother's game cabinet. Here, I came across a not-so-dusty copy of Age of Empires, which I hastily installed and played endlessly for about two weeks. Robert came to visit, and my addiction had not yet lessened and so we decided to LAN it up instead. Super duper.
Fable was next, after Dan incessantly told me he had never seen the brothel in Darkwood. Unfortunately for him, I am completely sick of Fable, having completed it in competition with my brother ('who can finish it in under a day the quickest?') one too many times. So he still hasn't got to see those kinky courtesans. Poor Dan.
Next out, was Where in Time is Carmen Sandiego? A historical educational game that I still absolutely adore, but Dan, unfortunately, doesn't share the love (probably because it's actually beneficial to your education). Big shame, because it's awesome.
Nexxxxxxxt was the attempt at Zoombinis: Logical Adventure which Kirsty picked up in Fopp for a singular puund. We haven't managed to play this yet, because no one's operating system is old enough and because it too, is educational, no one wants to create an emulator for it. HOWEVER Dan's wonderful Mac with Dan's wonderful money and therefore Dan's wonderful VMWare (Windows simulator software) we can change the operating system at will! So we just need to try that out.
So while we were waiting, I got bored and tried to play Myst - a fantastic puzzle game where you're trapped on an island you read about in a book and you have to choose which son is evil and look in their bedrooms (one has a torture chamber) and which is good and collect the pages for their book for each so you can free them from their prison. Breathe. Unfortunatelyyyyyy this didn't work either, as my computer is nice and new and good at stuff and Myst is old and annoying. So I managed to download a new new new version for my Mac (in 3D :D) and get that working. But it won't save. I don't understand, I think I need help and I'm so annoyed but it is such a creepy and amazing game. I think I might just buy the damn thing.
NEXT UP was Roller Coaster Tycoon; a game from my very, very, very early childhood and with it many fond memories, such as the infamous 'Misty Mountain' roller coaster which had perfect ratings until it crashed and killed 30 people. That was unfortunate. So, anyway, I got it back (the game, not Misty Mountain, no matter how hard I try to recreate it, it is gone forever) and have been playing obsessively for about a week until I started failing levels and not reaching objectives and killing guests for fun. Especially angry guests who decrease my park rating (by drowning customers who are unhappy, this does actually bring your park rating up, however, I doubt Alton Towers' methods are quite so unorthodox). I eventually got annoyed at the lack of upgrades and 'no entry' signs and music available of your roller coaster that I decided to also download Loopy Landscapes and with it, Added Attractions, and with that, 'no entry' signs and music for your roller coasters. YEAH.
So, that's installing right about now, and so ends my blog about games. I must now cook pasta with my brother.
Wait, no it doesn't - Donkey Konga and Dungeons and Dragons coming soon!
Like... now!
So Dan's given me his GameCube and while Robert and Kirsty were here, we decided to play a game we'd all be equally good at - Donkey Conga. As none of us had had any previous experience on said game, true talent quickly shone through - mine. I've since become addicted and after Dan also gave me the Konga drums, I've learnt to love the controller method more than the bloody bongos. Useless things, which hurt my hands. Dan's good at them though, and discovered that if you scream, it has the same effect as clapping, which was fun for a while.
In further Joanna's gaming news, we played A LOT of Dungeons and Dragons. We've managed to create a few ongoing jokes and story lines too, which has been amusing to integrate in newer games with different people who don't get the joke, or who haven't met the character before. One of these characters is the Angry Farmer. He appeared in our first game, and has been a run-on terrorist since. Basically, he was situated in a farm (surprise, surprise) on a map with a river running through it. The farm was situated directly south from the river, so when Kirsty attempted to calm the temper of the Angry Farmer (by telling him there whereabouts of his son) she told him directions that were far too vague. She told him his son was north and if he headed in that direction, he should cross him sooner or later. Unfortunately, the bull-headed farmer took her words too literally and fell into the river, which carried him downstream and into a lake, further enraging him. From this moment on, he unfortunately became utterly obsessed with tracking her down and killing her.
Another interesting character was the Man who Smelt Suspiciously of Mushrooms. He lives in a house North of the river and whomever asked him for help or advice was suddenly repelled by his scent, fell into the river and was carried away downstream. Where the farmer was occasionally waiting.
In later games, we introduced celebrities such as Ben Stiller, Tom Cruise and Jade Goody's uterus tumor (obviously, the latter was required to solve a quest in which you must appease a giant salami). If you went into a certain house, a man would accuse you of political incorrectness and kick you onto a bridge. As you came soaring downward you would see two simian beings and be given the option to say one of the following:
1. Hey Monkey, Monkey.
2. Hey Monkey, Ben Stiller.
3. Hey Monkey, Asshole.
The catch here was that if you said any of these, you would enrage Ben Stiller, the simian looking-actor.
1. Hey Monkey, Monkey.
- You've called Ben Stiller a monkey! He is now enraged and wants to fight you!
2. Hey Monkey, Ben Stiller.
- You've got it the wrong way round! You've called the monkey Ben Stiller and Ben Stiller a monkey! He is now enraged and wants to fight you!
3. Hey Monkey, Asshole.
You've called Ben Stiller an asshole! This has clearly enraged him to the point of battle!
So as you can see, there is no way out. Every time you saw the man in the house or crossed the bridge, you would be faced with the same pointless puzzle, which would end in a fight the player would inevitably win, as Ben Stiller throws a weak ass punch. Every time you beat him in battle, you would gain his accompanying monkey, which, due to the lack of abundance of monkeys in this day and age, grew increasingly shit. I.e. to the point where players would be carrying a blind paraplegic monkey, a dead monkey, a monkey skeleton and several bloodied stumps. Of course, there was one way around this conundrum and that was choice 4. Ice Cream Factory. However, at the very end of the game, when the players finally figured this out, they were rewarded with another rotting monkey corpse. Yeahhhh.
As a further game, we decided to use this idea as the main quest, only slightly different. The players started in a forest clearing where they'd find a sobbing Ben Stiller. It turns out all his monkeys were stolen off him by cruel and vicious travelers in a previous game. It became their quest to find them all again. Oh, how wonderfully pointless.
Rik Waller provided much entertainment, as the quest suggested that only a pork scratching made from Rik Waller would fulfill the salami. In order to achieve this almost impossible goal, players had to throw insults, pebbles and rude notes from naked men at him, until his depression triggered rash grew so bad, he turned into a pork scratching. Case solved.
Anyway, enough about that game I love so much, this post has been far too long. I'm just trying to make up for the fact that I haven't written a proper blog in agessssssss due to issues in my head.
G'night, y'all!
Thursday, 19 February 2009
Lordy gonna leave me
What a half term, eh?
Well, Robert's currently visiting, and having left my house to stay with Kirsty for a few days, I finally have the house to myself. Which is mighty lonely I can tell you. On the plus side, it gives me some time to think things over, blog and generally procrastinate. At the moment I'm backing up the small amount of music on my Mac so I can upgrade it to 10.5. This is for two reasons: The DVD Player on Mac 10.4 has no timeline. Making The Wire theme song almost unbearable. I do NOT want to have to listen to that exact same song sung by a man who sounds like he's vomiting his own intestines. So skipping is necessary and yet unfortunately also impossible.
The other very important factor to take into consideration is of course the lack of a decent Limewire. Everything is too old or new and it's pissing annoying. So upgrading will insue. This will, however, leave me with 90 with which to do nothing and I am dreading that A LOT. Thankfully I have a PC, eh? Oh yeah. And Pokemon. :D
In other news, Josh Lucas is a God. He managed to find out that Yann Tiersen (my favourite composer and musician) is coming to Cambridge! I am ecstatic. Fr rls. Right now, some shitty karaoke cover of Christina Aguilera's track, 'Beatiful' is playing and it's... worse than words can express. However, I am very pleased that I managed to spell her surname right.
Also: Yay, Rolling Stones!!
I've been playing a lot of Age of Empires and with Robert's arrival came the opportunity to LAN. I am the collector of resources (being a woman and therefor inferior at battle) and have control of a few monks wot pick up relics wot generate gold etc.
Today I found a copy of I am Not an Animal; an utterly creepy animation starring Steve Coogan (The Day Today, I'm Alan Partridge), Simon Pegg (Spaced, Shaun of the Dead) and Julia Davis (Nighty Night, AD/BC) - a combination of the greatest black comedy comedians of the 21st Century.
Last night, whilst visiting Kirsty to play Dungeons and Dragons Dan's car got knocked into. Again. It was all very surreal but we managed to continue with our game, and even improvise a song about an item found on the map - The Mask of Pierce Brosnan Containing Compass-Like Powers.
The lyrics are as follows:
Can you deny the power of Pierce Brosnan?
The power of Pierce Brosnan?
He played Jamed Bond
He knows the direction
He's really cool
He's got...good perception
The power of Pierce Brosnan!
Our games are greater than anything. Ever.
Well, Robert's currently visiting, and having left my house to stay with Kirsty for a few days, I finally have the house to myself. Which is mighty lonely I can tell you. On the plus side, it gives me some time to think things over, blog and generally procrastinate. At the moment I'm backing up the small amount of music on my Mac so I can upgrade it to 10.5. This is for two reasons: The DVD Player on Mac 10.4 has no timeline. Making The Wire theme song almost unbearable. I do NOT want to have to listen to that exact same song sung by a man who sounds like he's vomiting his own intestines. So skipping is necessary and yet unfortunately also impossible.
The other very important factor to take into consideration is of course the lack of a decent Limewire. Everything is too old or new and it's pissing annoying. So upgrading will insue. This will, however, leave me with 90 with which to do nothing and I am dreading that A LOT. Thankfully I have a PC, eh? Oh yeah. And Pokemon. :D
In other news, Josh Lucas is a God. He managed to find out that Yann Tiersen (my favourite composer and musician) is coming to Cambridge! I am ecstatic. Fr rls. Right now, some shitty karaoke cover of Christina Aguilera's track, 'Beatiful' is playing and it's... worse than words can express. However, I am very pleased that I managed to spell her surname right.
Also: Yay, Rolling Stones!!
I've been playing a lot of Age of Empires and with Robert's arrival came the opportunity to LAN. I am the collector of resources (being a woman and therefor inferior at battle) and have control of a few monks wot pick up relics wot generate gold etc.
Today I found a copy of I am Not an Animal; an utterly creepy animation starring Steve Coogan (The Day Today, I'm Alan Partridge), Simon Pegg (Spaced, Shaun of the Dead) and Julia Davis (Nighty Night, AD/BC) - a combination of the greatest black comedy comedians of the 21st Century.
Last night, whilst visiting Kirsty to play Dungeons and Dragons Dan's car got knocked into. Again. It was all very surreal but we managed to continue with our game, and even improvise a song about an item found on the map - The Mask of Pierce Brosnan Containing Compass-Like Powers.
The lyrics are as follows:
Can you deny the power of Pierce Brosnan?
The power of Pierce Brosnan?
He played Jamed Bond
He knows the direction
He's really cool
He's got...good perception
The power of Pierce Brosnan!
Our games are greater than anything. Ever.
Wednesday, 4 February 2009
A New Post
I haven't really got all that much to say tonight.
Here are some good films I've watched recently:
Factory Girl
Slumdog Millionaire
The Breakfast Club
The list would be longer, only I'm out of Mac and therefore any way to watch my wide selection of new DVDs. I've been playing an almost obsessive amount of Pokemon Yellow. I've been sleeping less. I've done nothing creative or useful lately, which is always a downer for me, heh.
I have an interview in a week with one of the 'other' universities (you know, one of the filler ones), Hertfordshire. I'd never go there, it's far to close to home.
I've been playing a lot of guitar. I can now play Save Yourself by Sense Field, The Crane Wife, Pts 1 & 2 by The Decemberists and Needle in the Hay by Elliot Smith.
HuzzahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhohgodIamsotired...
I wonder if school will be on tomorrow...
Peace out.
Here are some good films I've watched recently:
Factory Girl
Slumdog Millionaire
The Breakfast Club
The list would be longer, only I'm out of Mac and therefore any way to watch my wide selection of new DVDs. I've been playing an almost obsessive amount of Pokemon Yellow. I've been sleeping less. I've done nothing creative or useful lately, which is always a downer for me, heh.
I have an interview in a week with one of the 'other' universities (you know, one of the filler ones), Hertfordshire. I'd never go there, it's far to close to home.
I've been playing a lot of guitar. I can now play Save Yourself by Sense Field, The Crane Wife, Pts 1 & 2 by The Decemberists and Needle in the Hay by Elliot Smith.
HuzzahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhohgodIamsotired...
I wonder if school will be on tomorrow...
Peace out.
Monday, 19 January 2009
Elephant Gun
So, I've been pretty moody lately, with hating almost anyone who dared even look at me, and for that I'm sorry.
It's is Daniel Swanton's birthday tomorrow - please make him something nice :)
I'm really looking forward to his pirate ears. Yessir, I am.
My hands are cold and my stomach is sore. However, I've been playing Pokemon Yellow and naming them after characters from The Wire (which, if you know me well, you'll know I am utterly obsessed with).
Clefairy is Omar (the scarred (NOT scared) black man with the shotgun).
Night.
It's is Daniel Swanton's birthday tomorrow - please make him something nice :)
I'm really looking forward to his pirate ears. Yessir, I am.
My hands are cold and my stomach is sore. However, I've been playing Pokemon Yellow and naming them after characters from The Wire (which, if you know me well, you'll know I am utterly obsessed with).
Clefairy is Omar (the scarred (NOT scared) black man with the shotgun).
Night.
Sunday, 11 January 2009
Hello, hello
Today I've been spending a lot of time looking at hot celebrities, but please give me a moment to explain.
I was idly browsing t'internets when I came across some fat women bitching about their weight. Now this was all highly amusing until one bright spark decided to mention that Marilyn Monroe was overweight and she's teh sexx. Suddenly, they all realised that they too were overweight (yes... we know...) but because Monroe was sexy, they are too.
There are two things wrong with this theory.
Eine (thank you, Alice ^^): Marilyn Monroe was not fat. Unless you consider me fat (we are the same clothes size lollll).
Zwei: These guys are FATTTTTTT mannnnn. Really, really fat. We're talking 20 stone here. That is not sexy. Unless your name is James Whipps and you lurrrrve the whipped cream.
So anyway, I got into looking at pictures of Marilyn Monroe (who looked a lot better without makeup and with her hair slightly ruffled) and that took me on to looking at pictures of Drew Barrymore which took me on to looking at pictures of Cameron Diaz. And you know what that means: VOTING TIEMS!!!!
So! Who do you think is hotter?
Cameron Diaz
or Drew Barrymore?
Please vote at the polls :)
Meanwhile, this weekend me and Dan have been playing Manhunt. It's comedically great for a couple of reasons; one that they are absolutely retarded. You can stand in a slightly shady room, the guy looking straight at you, and STILL he'll yell "God DAYM it! Where's that bitch gone?! I can't believe I've lost him AGAIN!" Another amusing factor is that when they jump out at you, they just scream. It's gRRRRRReat :)
Another thing I learnt today is that German people are TERRIFYING.
Also, who thinks Marilyn Monroe as a teen looks a bit like Helen Buttons?
Anyways, over and out for now!
CLAP!
CLAP!
JA.
CLAP!
CLAP!
WER IS DIE BASS DRUM?!
I was idly browsing t'internets when I came across some fat women bitching about their weight. Now this was all highly amusing until one bright spark decided to mention that Marilyn Monroe was overweight and she's teh sexx. Suddenly, they all realised that they too were overweight (yes... we know...) but because Monroe was sexy, they are too.
There are two things wrong with this theory.
Eine (thank you, Alice ^^): Marilyn Monroe was not fat. Unless you consider me fat (we are the same clothes size lollll).
Zwei: These guys are FATTTTTTT mannnnn. Really, really fat. We're talking 20 stone here. That is not sexy. Unless your name is James Whipps and you lurrrrve the whipped cream.
So anyway, I got into looking at pictures of Marilyn Monroe (who looked a lot better without makeup and with her hair slightly ruffled) and that took me on to looking at pictures of Drew Barrymore which took me on to looking at pictures of Cameron Diaz. And you know what that means: VOTING TIEMS!!!!
So! Who do you think is hotter?
Cameron Diaz
or Drew Barrymore?
Please vote at the polls :)
Meanwhile, this weekend me and Dan have been playing Manhunt. It's comedically great for a couple of reasons; one that they are absolutely retarded. You can stand in a slightly shady room, the guy looking straight at you, and STILL he'll yell "God DAYM it! Where's that bitch gone?! I can't believe I've lost him AGAIN!" Another amusing factor is that when they jump out at you, they just scream. It's gRRRRRReat :)
Another thing I learnt today is that German people are TERRIFYING.
Also, who thinks Marilyn Monroe as a teen looks a bit like Helen Buttons?
Anyways, over and out for now!
CLAP!
CLAP!
JA.
CLAP!
CLAP!
WER IS DIE BASS DRUM?!
Tuesday, 6 January 2009
Display Picturezzzz
For everyone who wanted this as a display picture, here it is. Widescreen desktops coming soon :)
And thanks for following.
Coincidentally, if you like this blog, you may also like
www.300daysofpictures.blogspot.com
www.stopfightingitsonlydinner.blogspot.com
www.twitchyfidgety.blogspot.com
And thanks for following.
Coincidentally, if you like this blog, you may also like
www.300daysofpictures.blogspot.com
www.stopfightingitsonlydinner.blogspot.com
www.twitchyfidgety.blogspot.com
:(
Two things:
1. Dan has TWO FOLLOWERS I HAVE NONE.
2. We've edited the picture a little. It makes a great desktop.
1. Dan has TWO FOLLOWERS I HAVE NONE.
2. We've edited the picture a little. It makes a great desktop.
Rivals.
To my beloved fans.
In recent times, I know my standards of blog haven't been quite up to par. However, this can change. Will change. I promise. Just... please don't betray me for those newer younger bloggers!
Y'see, bat fans, Dan has started blogging. Already his blog is much more impressive than my mere '300 Days' blog. And to my utter horror, I discovered that Kirsty intends to write something frighteningly similar to this one. Unfortunately Dan is superior in drawing and Kirsty is superior in writing. So basically I'm screwed.
Tonight I will browse Gooogle in search of monkeys and small ethnic children who I will force to write witty and highly intelligent reviews on my day-to-day business.
The search begins...
If you would like to see Dan's blog (which I highly recommend) please visit www.twitchyfidgety.blogspot.com
In recent times, I know my standards of blog haven't been quite up to par. However, this can change. Will change. I promise. Just... please don't betray me for those newer younger bloggers!
Y'see, bat fans, Dan has started blogging. Already his blog is much more impressive than my mere '300 Days' blog. And to my utter horror, I discovered that Kirsty intends to write something frighteningly similar to this one. Unfortunately Dan is superior in drawing and Kirsty is superior in writing. So basically I'm screwed.
Tonight I will browse Gooogle in search of monkeys and small ethnic children who I will force to write witty and highly intelligent reviews on my day-to-day business.
The search begins...
If you would like to see Dan's blog (which I highly recommend) please visit www.twitchyfidgety.blogspot.com
Monday, 5 January 2009
Daniel is my favourite bean.
He made me a picture :D
So I turned it into my background :D
YAYFORTILES!
So I turned it into my background :D
YAYFORTILES!
The Longest Weekend of My Life
It's a Sunday night and I'm annoyed at my boyfriend. All of a sudden I get a phone call from him stating that he's been walking for the last hour or so in the snowy weather so that I'll stop being angry at him. The silly fool realises now that the rest of the journey will take a further hour. So I grabbed a cookie, jumped on my bike and rode out to meet him. It was lovely :) We watched The Wire and took the piss out of cops and ate reduced trifle.
Then his parents called and found out he was at my house and spazzed the hell out. So a training montage occured, during which I taught him how to argue. The next morning I realised my exam was A LOT sooner than I had anticipated and panicked. This evening I went to visit Alice and we revised together. She taught me many things.
Have some pictures I found on my phone.
Dan is cool.
Dan is cute.
We are cool.
Kirsty is hot.
We are adoraburble.
Oh, and Alice told me that I only have two of the scary exams and that they're on Thursday.
Then his parents called and found out he was at my house and spazzed the hell out. So a training montage occured, during which I taught him how to argue. The next morning I realised my exam was A LOT sooner than I had anticipated and panicked. This evening I went to visit Alice and we revised together. She taught me many things.
Have some pictures I found on my phone.
Dan is cool.
Dan is cute.
We are cool.
Kirsty is hot.
We are adoraburble.
Oh, and Alice told me that I only have two of the scary exams and that they're on Thursday.
Sunday, 4 January 2009
Cookies and Hate
Sup, dawgs.
Today I have spent being incredibly productive (for once). After getting very pissed off at the Swanton household, I decided to make cookies. They're deliccccciiiiouuussss... And guess who can't have any because he isn't here? You got it - Daniel Swanton. If anyone ELSE would like any, please feel free to pop over at any time and have a couple. They contain Milkybar white chocolate buttons, chocolate rice crispies and smarties, amongst other delicious treats. Then while I waited for Dan to call back ("hang on, I'll call you back in a minute") I decided to edit this film I've been procrastinating from for so long. Which took me about three hours. So, anyway, my plans tonight involve downloading an Atari game I haven't played in years or playing my own version of Dungeons and Dragons with my parents and Dan, if he ever calls me back.
Meanwhile, I shall continue drawing me killing members of my boyfriend's family.
Goodnight, y'all :)
Today I have spent being incredibly productive (for once). After getting very pissed off at the Swanton household, I decided to make cookies. They're deliccccciiiiouuussss... And guess who can't have any because he isn't here? You got it - Daniel Swanton. If anyone ELSE would like any, please feel free to pop over at any time and have a couple. They contain Milkybar white chocolate buttons, chocolate rice crispies and smarties, amongst other delicious treats. Then while I waited for Dan to call back ("hang on, I'll call you back in a minute") I decided to edit this film I've been procrastinating from for so long. Which took me about three hours. So, anyway, my plans tonight involve downloading an Atari game I haven't played in years or playing my own version of Dungeons and Dragons with my parents and Dan, if he ever calls me back.
Meanwhile, I shall continue drawing me killing members of my boyfriend's family.
Goodnight, y'all :)
Wednesday, 24 December 2008
Club Girl Part 2
Viking says:
also, for the record; I didn't say it'd be 'unfair' of me to vote - I simply said that you doing what you were doing defeats the point of voting entirely.
Viking says:
so fuck you, nigger.
I retract my previous statement about Viking not being a shit.
also, for the record; I didn't say it'd be 'unfair' of me to vote - I simply said that you doing what you were doing defeats the point of voting entirely.
Viking says:
so fuck you, nigger.
I retract my previous statement about Viking not being a shit.
Club Girl
Viking said:
merry christmas.
Joanna Folds said:
Hmph.
Viking said:
what?
Joanna Folds said:
www.blogspot.com/betweenbedandwall
Viking said:
you fail hard
Joanna Folds said:
You fail much MUCH harder.
Viking says:
I did vote, you fucking idiot.
Joanna Folds says:
You're making it worse for yourself, not better.
Viking says:
okay, fine. but for the record, I did actually vote, and will do so again now because I'm here.
I retract my previous statement about VIking being a shit. He's actually a pretty cool guy.
COOLER THAN YOU BASTARDS ANYWAY!
merry christmas.
Joanna Folds said:
Hmph.
Viking said:
what?
Joanna Folds said:
www.blogspot.com/betweenbedandwall
Viking said:
you fail hard
Joanna Folds said:
You fail much MUCH harder.
Viking says:
I did vote, you fucking idiot.
Joanna Folds says:
You're making it worse for yourself, not better.
Viking says:
okay, fine. but for the record, I did actually vote, and will do so again now because I'm here.
I retract my previous statement about VIking being a shit. He's actually a pretty cool guy.
COOLER THAN YOU BASTARDS ANYWAY!
Tuesday, 23 December 2008
Because Josh wants a post called 'Because Josh was complaining'
So. Now I see where my true friends lie. To everyone who voted for Cashier Girl, here's a big FUCK YOU.
A list of people who aren't getting ANY CHRISTMAS PRESENTS THIS YEAR:
Daniel Swanton
Kirsty Judge
Richard Sandford
Rian Bjork
Josh Lucas
John Doyle
VIKING
VIKING
VIKINGSHITFACE
VIKINGSHITFACE
VIKINGSHITFACE
Thanks a lot to the aforementioned JERK FACE (Viking, in case you were wondering), he decided on Club Girl and then REFUSED TO VOTE, claiming it would be UNFAIR if he did. So FUCK YOU WANKNOSESHITBRAINPENISFACE!
*Tidies self*
Right. Talking about Christmas brings me to what I've been doing today: wrapping presents. I now have a big pile of presents for various family members and absolutely no wrapping paper. Which means everyone else's presents are going to have to be wrapped in toilet paper. Or something equally inadequate. Sorry, y'all. Ummm... I know I had something interesting to say, but now it's all gone D:
Ooh! Today I found Top Trumps (this isn't what I was going to say, but it'll do) with super heroes, yeahhhhhh! Um... so that's fun... I also spent the entire day playing The Secret of Monkey Island. It didn't have a save section, so I had to finish it too. It's fun, you should play it. I still prefer The Curse of Monkey Island though.
I've been painting my nails... they're red now...Uh... *rapidly running out of things to say*
Well, more tomorrow... goodnight!
A list of people who aren't getting ANY CHRISTMAS PRESENTS THIS YEAR:
Daniel Swanton
Kirsty Judge
Richard Sandford
Rian Bjork
Josh Lucas
John Doyle
VIKING
VIKING
VIKINGSHITFACE
VIKINGSHITFACE
VIKINGSHITFACE
Thanks a lot to the aforementioned JERK FACE (Viking, in case you were wondering), he decided on Club Girl and then REFUSED TO VOTE, claiming it would be UNFAIR if he did. So FUCK YOU WANKNOSESHITBRAINPENISFACE!
*Tidies self*
Right. Talking about Christmas brings me to what I've been doing today: wrapping presents. I now have a big pile of presents for various family members and absolutely no wrapping paper. Which means everyone else's presents are going to have to be wrapped in toilet paper. Or something equally inadequate. Sorry, y'all. Ummm... I know I had something interesting to say, but now it's all gone D:
Ooh! Today I found Top Trumps (this isn't what I was going to say, but it'll do) with super heroes, yeahhhhhh! Um... so that's fun... I also spent the entire day playing The Secret of Monkey Island. It didn't have a save section, so I had to finish it too. It's fun, you should play it. I still prefer The Curse of Monkey Island though.
I've been painting my nails... they're red now...Uh... *rapidly running out of things to say*
Well, more tomorrow... goodnight!
Wednesday, 17 December 2008
Because Kirsty is complaining.
Okay, here's a much longer post because Kirsty feels like I've let her down.
Recently I've been spending a lot of time on YouTube. This is probably due to my considerable lack of things to do. Today, Robert linked me to the single greatest thing I have ever seen. It's a song by Saturday Night Live's The Lonely Island group and it's called 'Jizz in my Pants'. You've just gotta watch it, it's amazing, the tune is stupidly catchy and the women are HAWT. Justin Timberlake features as a rather sexy janitor who's pissed at having to clean up jizz off the floor.
Observe:
The lyrics are as follows:
Lock eyes from across the room
down my drink while the rhythms boom
take your hand and skip the names
no need here for the silly games
make our way through the smoke and crowd
the club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
move in close as the lasers fly
our bodies touch and the angels cry
leave this place go back to yours
our lips first touch outside your doors
a whole night what we've got in store
whisper in my ear that you want some more
and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
This really never happens you can take my word
I won't apologize, that's just absurd
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
and now I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut
plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus
Now I'll go home and change
I need a few things from the grocery
do things alone now mostly
left me heart broken not lookin' for love
surprised in my eyes when I looked above
the check out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
And I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
To be fair you were flirting a lot
plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing, I'm gonna play by check
Last week - I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
The next day my alarm goes off and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
I just ate a grape and I
JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS
JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS
Ok seriously you guys can we...ok...
I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU'RE NEXT TO ME
AND WHEN WE'RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME
YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY
I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY
Cuz I
JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)
yes I JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS
(I jizz in my pants (AKIVA!), I jizz in my pants)
See? My favourite line is:
"Last week, I saw a film,
as I recall it was a horror film"
and I have absolutely no idea why D:
Anyway, now I need to know something. Who is hotter: Club Girl or Cashier Girl (Jamie-Lynn Sigler)? I think Club Girl, but most of my male friends seem to think Cashier Girl :( I'm going to put up a voting poll so you can let me know.
I also really like the whole 'getting at the British' thing going on in this, too. They do a good job of mocking our current pop culture. It's great. :D
I've also been playing a lot of 'Zelda: Twilight Princess' on Gamecube, courtesy of Rian. I'm at some sandy temple at the moment and I've been collecting bugs and poes. I need 3 more poes before I can free this gold guy with a frozen cat on his head and about 12 more bugs before I can get the Giant's wallet from the Bug Princess.
These are the bugs I still need:
Mantis (Male)
Found: Hyrule Field (Lanayru Province)
How to Collect: Check the pillars at the north end of the bridge above
Lake Hylia. The bug tends to fly in and out of the
pillars, so if you don't see it at first, wait a moment.
Mantis (Female)
Found: Hyrule Field (Lanayru Province)
How to Collect: Head south from the bridge above Lake Hylia. You will see
a rocky overpass as you ride along. Check the southern
wall near that overhang and you should see the bug. Since
it is high up, you will have to use the Gale Boomerang or
Clawshot to lure it closer.
Phasmid (Male)
Found: Hyrule Field (Eldin Province)
How to Collect: At the south end of the Bridge of Eldin (it's the long
bridge at the northwest portion of the field north of
Kakariko Village), look on the left pillar. Use the Gale
Boomerang or Clawshot to pull it closer so you can
collect it.
Phasmid (Female)
Found: Hyrule Field (Eldin Province)
How to Collect: Get to the north end of the Bridge of Eldin, and use the
Clawshot to get onto the high cliff to the north of the
bridge. Walk a little bit to the west and look up on the
wall to find this bug; use the Gale Boomerang or the
Clawshot to grab it.
Dayfly (Male)
Found: Gerudo Desert
How to Collect: In the south central area of the desert, you will find
this bug flying around. If it helps, the bug is to the
south of some wooden gates you can charge through with a
boar.
Dayfly (Female)
Found: Gerudo Desert
How to Collect: In the southeast area of the desert, you will find a
chest atop a pillar, as well as a statue. To the north of
that are trenches in the sand. In the second trench to
the north of this chest, you will find this insect.
Stag Beetle (Male)
Found: Hyrule Field (Lanayru Province)
How to Collect: At the north end of Hyrule Field, head east from the
river that flows down from Zora's Domain. You should find
a lone tree to the east with this beetle near it.
Stag Beetle (Female)
Found: Hyrule Field (Lanayru Province)
How to Collect: At the north end of the field, head to the northwest area
from the river flowing down from Zora's Domain. There
will be a path leading toward the mountains. At the path
split (north will lead to Zora's Domain), go right. Look
above the boulder in the wall and you will see this bug
hanging there; use the Gale Boomerang or the Clawshot to
retrieve it.
Grasshopper (Male)
Found: Hyrule Field (Eldin Province)
How to Collect: In the large field north of Kakariko Village, look for
this bug in the south central area. On the map, it is
just to the east of a vertical wall in that area.
Beetle (Female)
Found: Hyrule Field (Faron Province)
How to Collect: Along the western portion of the field is a high ledge
you cannot reach. On the side of one of the trees there,
you will see this bug. Use the Gale Boomerang or Clawshot
to pull it closer so you can catch it.
Pill Bug (Female)
Found: Hyrule Field (Eldin Province)
How to Collect: In the area south of Kakariko Village, check the flowers
to the south of the village entrance to find this bug.
Snail (Female)
Found: Temple of Time
How to Collect: Go through the doors which lead to the Temple of Time.
Inside, go down the stairs and head to the left side of
the steps. You will see this snail on the wall; use the
Gale Boomerang or Clawshot to obtain it. Please note that
you can only access this area of the grove when you
return later in the game.
I'm going to try and find them now. Goodnight!
Recently I've been spending a lot of time on YouTube. This is probably due to my considerable lack of things to do. Today, Robert linked me to the single greatest thing I have ever seen. It's a song by Saturday Night Live's The Lonely Island group and it's called 'Jizz in my Pants'. You've just gotta watch it, it's amazing, the tune is stupidly catchy and the women are HAWT. Justin Timberlake features as a rather sexy janitor who's pissed at having to clean up jizz off the floor.
Observe:
The lyrics are as follows:
Lock eyes from across the room
down my drink while the rhythms boom
take your hand and skip the names
no need here for the silly games
make our way through the smoke and crowd
the club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
move in close as the lasers fly
our bodies touch and the angels cry
leave this place go back to yours
our lips first touch outside your doors
a whole night what we've got in store
whisper in my ear that you want some more
and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
This really never happens you can take my word
I won't apologize, that's just absurd
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
and now I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut
plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus
Now I'll go home and change
I need a few things from the grocery
do things alone now mostly
left me heart broken not lookin' for love
surprised in my eyes when I looked above
the check out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
And I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
To be fair you were flirting a lot
plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing, I'm gonna play by check
Last week - I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
The next day my alarm goes off and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
I just ate a grape and I
JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS
JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS
Ok seriously you guys can we...ok...
I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU'RE NEXT TO ME
AND WHEN WE'RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME
YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY
I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY
Cuz I
JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)
yes I JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS
(I jizz in my pants (AKIVA!), I jizz in my pants)
See? My favourite line is:
"Last week, I saw a film,
as I recall it was a horror film"
and I have absolutely no idea why D:
Anyway, now I need to know something. Who is hotter: Club Girl or Cashier Girl (Jamie-Lynn Sigler)? I think Club Girl, but most of my male friends seem to think Cashier Girl :( I'm going to put up a voting poll so you can let me know.
I also really like the whole 'getting at the British' thing going on in this, too. They do a good job of mocking our current pop culture. It's great. :D
I've also been playing a lot of 'Zelda: Twilight Princess' on Gamecube, courtesy of Rian. I'm at some sandy temple at the moment and I've been collecting bugs and poes. I need 3 more poes before I can free this gold guy with a frozen cat on his head and about 12 more bugs before I can get the Giant's wallet from the Bug Princess.
These are the bugs I still need:
Mantis (Male)
Found: Hyrule Field (Lanayru Province)
How to Collect: Check the pillars at the north end of the bridge above
Lake Hylia. The bug tends to fly in and out of the
pillars, so if you don't see it at first, wait a moment.
Mantis (Female)
Found: Hyrule Field (Lanayru Province)
How to Collect: Head south from the bridge above Lake Hylia. You will see
a rocky overpass as you ride along. Check the southern
wall near that overhang and you should see the bug. Since
it is high up, you will have to use the Gale Boomerang or
Clawshot to lure it closer.
Phasmid (Male)
Found: Hyrule Field (Eldin Province)
How to Collect: At the south end of the Bridge of Eldin (it's the long
bridge at the northwest portion of the field north of
Kakariko Village), look on the left pillar. Use the Gale
Boomerang or Clawshot to pull it closer so you can
collect it.
Phasmid (Female)
Found: Hyrule Field (Eldin Province)
How to Collect: Get to the north end of the Bridge of Eldin, and use the
Clawshot to get onto the high cliff to the north of the
bridge. Walk a little bit to the west and look up on the
wall to find this bug; use the Gale Boomerang or the
Clawshot to grab it.
Dayfly (Male)
Found: Gerudo Desert
How to Collect: In the south central area of the desert, you will find
this bug flying around. If it helps, the bug is to the
south of some wooden gates you can charge through with a
boar.
Dayfly (Female)
Found: Gerudo Desert
How to Collect: In the southeast area of the desert, you will find a
chest atop a pillar, as well as a statue. To the north of
that are trenches in the sand. In the second trench to
the north of this chest, you will find this insect.
Stag Beetle (Male)
Found: Hyrule Field (Lanayru Province)
How to Collect: At the north end of Hyrule Field, head east from the
river that flows down from Zora's Domain. You should find
a lone tree to the east with this beetle near it.
Stag Beetle (Female)
Found: Hyrule Field (Lanayru Province)
How to Collect: At the north end of the field, head to the northwest area
from the river flowing down from Zora's Domain. There
will be a path leading toward the mountains. At the path
split (north will lead to Zora's Domain), go right. Look
above the boulder in the wall and you will see this bug
hanging there; use the Gale Boomerang or the Clawshot to
retrieve it.
Grasshopper (Male)
Found: Hyrule Field (Eldin Province)
How to Collect: In the large field north of Kakariko Village, look for
this bug in the south central area. On the map, it is
just to the east of a vertical wall in that area.
Beetle (Female)
Found: Hyrule Field (Faron Province)
How to Collect: Along the western portion of the field is a high ledge
you cannot reach. On the side of one of the trees there,
you will see this bug. Use the Gale Boomerang or Clawshot
to pull it closer so you can catch it.
Pill Bug (Female)
Found: Hyrule Field (Eldin Province)
How to Collect: In the area south of Kakariko Village, check the flowers
to the south of the village entrance to find this bug.
Snail (Female)
Found: Temple of Time
How to Collect: Go through the doors which lead to the Temple of Time.
Inside, go down the stairs and head to the left side of
the steps. You will see this snail on the wall; use the
Gale Boomerang or Clawshot to obtain it. Please note that
you can only access this area of the grove when you
return later in the game.
I'm going to try and find them now. Goodnight!
Stuff and Dan
Things I need to do:
-Psychology coursework - due tomorrow
- Clusterfuck script: read and write four scenes - due ASAP
-Scenes with Dan with brown hair - due Saturday
-Hair dying scenes - due Saturday
-Watch the final Matrix film
- Finish Twilight Princess
-UCAS stuff - due ASAP
Also, Dan has blue hair now.
Isn't he just the sexiest man you've ever seen in your whole entire life?? :D
-
- Clusterfuck script: read and write four scenes - due ASAP
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-
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- Finish Twilight Princess
-
Also, Dan has blue hair now.
Isn't he just the sexiest man you've ever seen in your whole entire life?? :D
Thursday, 11 December 2008
The list
Things I need to do:
-Psychology coursework - due tomorrow
- Clusterfuck script: read and write four scenes - due ASAP
- Scenes with Dan with brown hair - due Saturday
- Hair dying scenes - due Saturday
- Watch the final Matrix film
- Finish Twilight Princess
-UCAS stuff - due ASAP
-
- Clusterfuck script: read and write four scenes - due ASAP
- Scenes with Dan with brown hair - due Saturday
- Hair dying scenes - due Saturday
- Watch the final Matrix film
- Finish Twilight Princess
-
Procrastination?
I figure that if I procrastinate now, I'll have nothing left to procrastinate with later. See, clever, huh?
Things I need to do:
- Psychology coursework - due tomorrow
need to research and type up
- Clusterfuck script: read and write four scenes - due ASAP
- Scenes with Dan with brown hair - due Saturday
- Hair dying scenes - due Saturday
- Watch the final Matrix film
- Finish Twilight Princess
-UCAS stuff - due ASAP
Things I need to do:
- Psychology coursework - due tomorrow
need to research and type up
- Clusterfuck script: read and write four scenes - due ASAP
- Scenes with Dan with brown hair - due Saturday
- Hair dying scenes - due Saturday
- Watch the final Matrix film
- Finish Twilight Princess
-
Tuesday, 9 December 2008
300 Days
300 Days of Pictures is officially back on track, guize! So go check out the crappy pictures!
It's late and I'm ill and tired and hungry. I've got to tidy my room still but I'm seeing Dan tomorrow. It's allllll gooooooooood in tha hooooooooooood.
Other things I need to do:
Psychology coursework - due Friday
Clusterfuck script: read and write four scenes - due ASAP
Scenes with Dan with brown hair - due Saturday
Hair dying scenes - due Saturday
Watch the final Matrix film
Finish Twilight Princess
UCAS stuff - due ASAP
I also need to bring in props etc for tomorrows photoshoot. This IS awkward. Bah, I shall find something movie-ish.
Au revoir.
It's late and I'm ill and tired and hungry. I've got to tidy my room still but I'm seeing Dan tomorrow. It's allllll gooooooooood in tha hooooooooooood.
Other things I need to do:
Psychology coursework - due Friday
Clusterfuck script: read and write four scenes - due ASAP
Scenes with Dan with brown hair - due Saturday
Hair dying scenes - due Saturday
Watch the final Matrix film
Finish Twilight Princess
UCAS stuff - due ASAP
I also need to bring in props etc for tomorrows photoshoot. This IS awkward. Bah, I shall find something movie-ish.
Au revoir.
Monday, 8 December 2008
Back again
Left rightttttt
Leeeeeeeftttt righttttt
But the real question is: What will you do when the curtain falls?
Anyway, my PC is finally up and running again, muchos thanks to my father. This of course means the return of Satori and thus 300 Days! So all two of you (Hi Dan and Josh!) can get all excited by that.
Leeeeeeeftttt righttttt
But the real question is: What will you do when the curtain falls?
Anyway, my PC is finally up and running again, muchos thanks to my father. This of course means the return of Satori and thus 300 Days! So all two of you (Hi Dan and Josh!) can get all excited by that.
Sunday, 30 November 2008
YEAH!
This drink is incredible. It was invented by Josh Jones, Ollie and Helen and the two ingredients are: Relentless (whole can of)
Mega Rainbow Dust (10 straws of)
That is all. I drank some and didn't sleep. It was the best time :D
Alice threw a party. This is Lizzy Q. As you can see, her philosophy classes have gone too far.
This was my costume.
Yesterday, my favourite boyfriend took me to the best shop in the universe (Okay, England).
I bought lots of things, spending most of the past weeks earnings,
OBSERVE
Yeah, Froot Loops, chocolate and white chocolate fudge covered pretzels and LUCKY CHARMS!!
I've been looking for those darn pretzels since they stopped selling them in England (I hate living here D:). I also bought some Oreo Pop Tarts, but they've mysteriously disappeared... The selection was amazing though. They must have had over thirty different types XD
A couple of weeks ago, me and Rian went to paint Alice's bedroom a lovely shade of white. Rian was incapable of contributing anything but his name.
Look at how happy he is :3
In further news, my cat died.
This isn't him dead, though I've been told that he pretty much looks the same. Right now he's in our freezer. No joke.
Over and out.
Mega Rainbow Dust (10 straws of)
That is all. I drank some and didn't sleep. It was the best time :D
Alice threw a party. This is Lizzy Q. As you can see, her philosophy classes have gone too far.
This was my costume.
Yesterday, my favourite boyfriend took me to the best shop in the universe (Okay, England).
I bought lots of things, spending most of the past weeks earnings,
OBSERVE
Yeah, Froot Loops, chocolate and white chocolate fudge covered pretzels and LUCKY CHARMS!!
I've been looking for those darn pretzels since they stopped selling them in England (I hate living here D:). I also bought some Oreo Pop Tarts, but they've mysteriously disappeared... The selection was amazing though. They must have had over thirty different types XD
A couple of weeks ago, me and Rian went to paint Alice's bedroom a lovely shade of white. Rian was incapable of contributing anything but his name.
Look at how happy he is :3
In further news, my cat died.
This isn't him dead, though I've been told that he pretty much looks the same. Right now he's in our freezer. No joke.
Over and out.
Saturday, 29 November 2008
La la laaa
I'm waiting for my Dad. Meanwhile, old friends disappoint me. New friends lie. Newer friends are always nice because they don't know you yet.
There is someone in my life right now that I don't want in my life. I feel harsh, but... Well, they annoy me. Or maybe they intimidate me? I wish I liked my friends better. My oldest friends are still cool, mind. But they are so cash. :( Why can't all my friends be so cash?
I miss Kirsty, she's standard and she doesn't mind if I just want to sit in silence.
What am I going to do without her?
There is someone in my life right now that I don't want in my life. I feel harsh, but... Well, they annoy me. Or maybe they intimidate me? I wish I liked my friends better. My oldest friends are still cool, mind. But they are so cash. :( Why can't all my friends be so cash?
I miss Kirsty, she's standard and she doesn't mind if I just want to sit in silence.
What am I going to do without her?
Thursday, 27 November 2008
Everything is OVER
Today I finally finished my personal statement and all the crazy shit that goes with it (qualifications, previous schools, university choices etc). It actually took more work cutting it down the the meager 500 words than writing the darn thing D: Trouble is (haha) that I do so much relevant outside-of-college-activities, my personal statement took about 3 hours to write after just listing EVERYTHING I do. Last year a year 13 showed me their personal statement. It briefly mention things like YouTube videos and was written pretty darn poorly. This guy had almost NOTHING he could talk about. So from that moment I swore to make a portfolio which could stun anyone. I wanted people to not understand how I get so much done. And I managed it. Ohhhhh yes. After many sleepless nights, I have an impressive array of videos, blogs, short stories, drawings, songs and even paid stuff for the college.
Anyway, because all that is done, I can finally relax and play Zelda, watch films and finish this present for Robert. I accidentally gave it away today but maybe he didn't notice...? (Fat chance.)
Recently I've been spending a lot of time on Owen's blog. It's amazing. I'm hoping to look through the earlier stuff tonight but meanwhile I shall leave you with my favourite quote, from his poem 'Lazarus':
'My eyes invaded, killed off by the strobes
Your irises are blue and emerald globes.'
Anyway, because all that is done, I can finally relax and play Zelda, watch films and finish this present for Robert. I accidentally gave it away today but maybe he didn't notice...? (Fat chance.)
Recently I've been spending a lot of time on Owen's blog. It's amazing. I'm hoping to look through the earlier stuff tonight but meanwhile I shall leave you with my favourite quote, from his poem 'Lazarus':
'My eyes invaded, killed off by the strobes
Your irises are blue and emerald globes.'
Tuesday, 25 November 2008
Freaks
So I've just finished watching my birthday present, 'Freaks'. Oh. My. JesuseffingmotherofGoddoinglolrandomthingslikemakingdifficultdecisionsbetweenlettuceandshoe...
These guys are AMAZING.
Now, I'd have loved to have taken some screen shots but I don't yet know how to do that, so Google will have to do.
First, meet 'The Children'
That's right; they are all tiny balding half men-women with ponytails in dresses. I have to admit, I want one. Christmas coming up soon - who's gonna get me one? :D
Then there was the INSANELY CREEPY GUY WHO HAS NO ARMS OR LEGS WHO WRITHES ON THE FLOOR LIKE A SNAKE IN A TIGHT SACK. At times you can see his penis. Mm.
This is he, rolling a cigarette - I kid you not.
There's a brilliant bit in it where a whole load of them are aggressively standing around this woman who's poisoning her dwarf husband because he has a very large inheritance. He's all, "show me the bottle" but she doesn't want to so his friends all bring out increasingly large weapons and begin to polish them insinuatingly.
[First guy - a dwarf with a large face - removes a knife.]
*polishes it.*
[Second guy - a man with no legs - removes a gun.]
*polishes it.*
[Third guy - a man with super thin arms, playing a pipe - removes the Hadron Collider.]
*polishes it.*
Then they all writhe like an army of worms through the rain and the mud to go and kill this woman and turn her into a chicken.
The really scary thing is that most of them don't have any legs, so they really do writhe.
These guys are AMAZING.
Now, I'd have loved to have taken some screen shots but I don't yet know how to do that, so Google will have to do.
First, meet 'The Children'
That's right; they are all tiny balding half men-women with ponytails in dresses. I have to admit, I want one. Christmas coming up soon - who's gonna get me one? :D
Then there was the INSANELY CREEPY GUY WHO HAS NO ARMS OR LEGS WHO WRITHES ON THE FLOOR LIKE A SNAKE IN A TIGHT SACK. At times you can see his penis. Mm.
This is he, rolling a cigarette - I kid you not.
There's a brilliant bit in it where a whole load of them are aggressively standing around this woman who's poisoning her dwarf husband because he has a very large inheritance. He's all, "show me the bottle" but she doesn't want to so his friends all bring out increasingly large weapons and begin to polish them insinuatingly.
[First guy - a dwarf with a large face - removes a knife.]
*polishes it.*
[Second guy - a man with no legs - removes a gun.]
*polishes it.*
[Third guy - a man with super thin arms, playing a pipe - removes the Hadron Collider.]
*polishes it.*
Then they all writhe like an army of worms through the rain and the mud to go and kill this woman and turn her into a chicken.
The really scary thing is that most of them don't have any legs, so they really do writhe.
Factsforyew
Some facts:
These noodles are tasty.
Jess Weixler from Teeth is hot.
I hate Photoshop
Pissing on people is cool
Ben Folds + Regina Spektor = AMAZING
I have to see that shit live.
Oh, one more fact.
Ben Folds is Dan's Dad
Scary as Hell, no?
Sunday, 23 November 2008
Okay, so I faltered...
But at least I left it until AFTER I'd finished writing my media coursework.
Yes, that's right; I've turned into exactly what I hate - a blogger. Now, I know I've always had blogs to do with things like art and writing, but these were always more like archives; somewhere where I could keep and catalogue my work. Finally, I've submitted into the form of 'personal blogging'; a disgusting term, if I may say so. It's like a diary that anyone could read. Yuck.
So, you ask, why on Earth would you create such a thing if you hate it so?
My answer?
I have no bloody clue.
Maybe it's because it's 4:15am and I've sworn to my "Blood Brethren" that I would not retire to bed until we had all completed our 3,000 word essays. Having said that, Kirsty's the only one who's stuck to it, which I should have guessed would happen. Anyway, I'm not about to go back on my word (and my stupid idea) and so I shall remain awake until her essay is as done as mine. After all, without her, mine would be in a rather more primitive stage, shall we say...
Over and out, and welcome.
Yes, that's right; I've turned into exactly what I hate - a blogger. Now, I know I've always had blogs to do with things like art and writing, but these were always more like archives; somewhere where I could keep and catalogue my work. Finally, I've submitted into the form of 'personal blogging'; a disgusting term, if I may say so. It's like a diary that anyone could read. Yuck.
So, you ask, why on Earth would you create such a thing if you hate it so?
My answer?
I have no bloody clue.
Maybe it's because it's 4:15am and I've sworn to my "Blood Brethren" that I would not retire to bed until we had all completed our 3,000 word essays. Having said that, Kirsty's the only one who's stuck to it, which I should have guessed would happen. Anyway, I'm not about to go back on my word (and my stupid idea) and so I shall remain awake until her essay is as done as mine. After all, without her, mine would be in a rather more primitive stage, shall we say...
Over and out, and welcome.
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