Tuesday 28 April 2009
Yeahhhhh, piss you!
So... Apparently I don't blog twice in a day anymore, so I thought I'd just remind you all: I HAVE TWITTER NOW! BLOGSPOT IS OLD. BLOGSPOT IS DATED. BLOGSPOT IS SO LAST YEAR! I TWITTER LIKE THREE TRILLION TIMES A DAY, OKAY?!?!!!
In other news, I met Metapod, Gay Oak, Ash Ketchum, Pikachu and Professor Oak from Pokemon. I also met Darth Vader, Yelling Bird, Dr. Gregory House, several cats and Tom Nook (who is currently both refurbishing his store and bathing in a tub of Bells). Gary's Cheerleaders were particularly lovely, introducing me to various gore-iffic manga novels (Okay, so far just Octopus Girl, but that should count at least 10 hundred times). Then they posted up a link to the author's 'real MySpace', who turned out to be an eighteen year old goth. Noice. Needless to say, Gary's Cheerleaders have sprung up in my top idols. I'll never be able to watch Pokemon in the same way again. Thanks, Dylan!
I'm going crazy. I'm bringing Leo with me.
In other news, I met Metapod, Gay Oak, Ash Ketchum, Pikachu and Professor Oak from Pokemon. I also met Darth Vader, Yelling Bird, Dr. Gregory House, several cats and Tom Nook (who is currently both refurbishing his store and bathing in a tub of Bells). Gary's Cheerleaders were particularly lovely, introducing me to various gore-iffic manga novels (Okay, so far just Octopus Girl, but that should count at least 10 hundred times). Then they posted up a link to the author's 'real MySpace', who turned out to be an eighteen year old goth. Noice. Needless to say, Gary's Cheerleaders have sprung up in my top idols. I'll never be able to watch Pokemon in the same way again. Thanks, Dylan!
I'm going crazy. I'm bringing Leo with me.
Friday 3 April 2009
La sha la
So, beans and broads. Here I am, sitting in Daniel's mighty fine bedroom, utterly bored.
Trouble is, I told his parents I was ill so they wouldn't hate me for sleeping at 5pm and then they brought me medicine and TOLD me to sleep. Meaning I could no longer play Guitar Hero on his Wii or Silent Hill on his PS3 or even Grim Fandango silently on his PC because he left the game in his bloody bag, which is downstairs. You may be wondering why a) Dan isn't here, and b) I can't just go and get the bag. This is because Dan is in his physics lesson. It's that time of the week where his parents say, "Daniel, you don't have enough lessons, so we've hired this private tutor to come and teach you things while we pay him £60 an hour." So he normally has his lessons on Saturday, but not tonight. His tutor has a holiday to go on, so his evil parents have made Dan have a loathed physics lesson at 7:30pm - 9:30pm tonight, on the LAST DAY OF TERM. Grrrr. So meanwhile, I'm stuck up here, all alone, silent, ill, in his room full of all his toys, and nothing to do! I can't even find his tablet pen so I can't even draw using Dan's uber photoshop and his uberer massive huge tablet.
I'm just going to have to read Watchmen, I guess. I think that was his plan all along. Villainous man.
Peace out.
Trouble is, I told his parents I was ill so they wouldn't hate me for sleeping at 5pm and then they brought me medicine and TOLD me to sleep. Meaning I could no longer play Guitar Hero on his Wii or Silent Hill on his PS3 or even Grim Fandango silently on his PC because he left the game in his bloody bag, which is downstairs. You may be wondering why a) Dan isn't here, and b) I can't just go and get the bag. This is because Dan is in his physics lesson. It's that time of the week where his parents say, "Daniel, you don't have enough lessons, so we've hired this private tutor to come and teach you things while we pay him £60 an hour." So he normally has his lessons on Saturday, but not tonight. His tutor has a holiday to go on, so his evil parents have made Dan have a loathed physics lesson at 7:30pm - 9:30pm tonight, on the LAST DAY OF TERM. Grrrr. So meanwhile, I'm stuck up here, all alone, silent, ill, in his room full of all his toys, and nothing to do! I can't even find his tablet pen so I can't even draw using Dan's uber photoshop and his uberer massive huge tablet.
I'm just going to have to read Watchmen, I guess. I think that was his plan all along. Villainous man.
Peace out.
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