Kirsty's Magical Haiku's

Joanna Graham
Leaves for Lincoln forever
And I am then sad.

At Morrison's she
Feels a wave of desire
But only for food.

Jonathon Timmons
Falls madly in love with her
But he has no chin.

Eventually
It is revealed by doctors
That he is a worm.

Torn with self disgust
He hangs himself whilst naked
No one wants the corpse.

I see this because
I am so young and psychic
Also really cool.

My Brother, Pt II

Joanna says:
You there, bro?
Bernie says:
YO
Joanna says:
I got something for ya ;0
Bernie says:
YEAH IM MC ROACH
Bernie says:
YEAH
Joanna says:
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/video/video.php?v=117253032122&ref=nf
Bernie says:
ooh
Joanna says:
Enjoy :D
Bernie says:
i'm so jealous
Joanna says:
Me too D:
Joanna says:
Dan has a cyst...
Joanna says:
(That's what that guy had)
Joanna says:
We could pop it in his sleep?
Bernie says:
yeaaah!
Bernie says:
tie him down
Bernie says:
gag him
Bernie says:
shit on his face
Bernie says:
and pop it
Joanna says:
....
Joanna says:
D:
Joanna says:
Mmm'okay then! :D
Bernie says:
:D