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Wednesday, 16 September 2009

Kirsty's Magical Haiku's

Joanna Graham
Leaves for Lincoln forever
And I am then sad.

At Morrison's she
Feels a wave of desire
But only for food.

Jonathon Timmons
Falls madly in love with her
But he has no chin.

Eventually
It is revealed by doctors
That he is a worm.

Torn with self disgust
He hangs himself whilst naked
No one wants the corpse.

I see this because
I am so young and psychic
Also really cool.