Food Felatio

Stefan Oliverio: If I was a man pizza, I would only let this pizza give me oral.

Celestial Genitals

Dan: I wish I was an angel, because then I wouldn't have flappy genitals.

Rule 34

Stefan Oliverio: Cor, if I was a man Cathedral, I would so totally tap Lincoln Cathedral.

Boyfriend Compliments

Me: I feel so womanly.
Dan: You ARE so womanly. Look, you're just a big booby. *grins madly*

Good Even-Noodle

*ring ring*
Dad: Goooooood evensong?
Me: Do you always pick up the phone like that? I could've been the police or someone trying to sell you something.
Dad: Sometimes I say good even-noodle.