Celestial Genitals

Dan: I wish I was an angel, because then I wouldn't have flappy genitals.

Boyfriend Compliments

Me: I feel so womanly.
Dan: You ARE so womanly. Look, you're just a big booby. *grins madly*

Stuff and Dan

Things I need to do:
- Psychology coursework - due tomorrow
- Clusterfuck script: read and write four scenes - due ASAP
- Scenes with Dan with brown hair - due Saturday
- Hair dying scenes - due Saturday
- Watch the final Matrix film
- Finish Twilight Princess
- UCAS stuff - due ASAP


Also, Dan has blue hair now.


Isn't he just the sexiest man you've ever seen in your whole entire life?? :D